Long time resident, Gerald McFanny, is in serious condition in BiCounty General Hospital after sustaining serious injuries in an apparent bathroom rhinoceros accident. McFanny was discovered on the floor of the couple's split-level ranch by his wife Frances. According to Mrs. McFanny, she heard an unusual commotion coming from the upstairs bathroom. "When I heard loud roars and felt the floor shake, I knew something was wrong. Then I heard Gerry scream. I ran upstairs and opened the door to find him pinned to the wall by the rhino. He was bleeding pretty badly and he looked like he was in shock. I shooed the rhino away and helped him sit. Then I ran to call 911. They came very quickly, and Thank God, because he didn't look like he was going to make it. I just took a first aid course, but I didn't know what to do. He must have just slipped getting out of the shower and landed on the rhino."
Mr. McFanny sustained injuries to vital organs, but none are considered life threatening. Police experts have been called in to investigate and Inspector Bob Ranko states, "At this time, we're considering the upstairs bathroom a crime scene. We'll see how it plays out. A lot of the time these things turn out to be just an accident, but at this time we can't rule out foul play. And no, before you people go starting a witch hunt, we don't have any suspects."
Asked about the unusual circumstances of her husband's accident, Mrs. McFanny said, "We rarely use that shower since the kids have grown up."
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