New Film Promises To Be a Blockbuster

Hollywood is abuzz over "Bloody Rich", the latest project green-lighted at Cutting Edge Productions. Studio head Stu Maven says that no details will be released publicly until shooting is completed. Heavy security will exclude all but the cast and crew from the locations. "This film is going to be our biggest hit to date and go on to become perhaps the most successful movie of all time. I won't divulge the plot, the cast, or the location," said Maven, from his office. "We've got a helluva script and I personally believe that we've got a completely new genre on our hands here. We're breaking new ground," gushed the exec.

Coming on the heels of the spectacular flop, Sassafras, which starred Robin Williams and Angelina Jolie as crime-fighting beekeepers, Maven's job may be on the line. He went on to say, "This is so huge we won't need to spend any money on pre-publicity at all. We can pour it all into the movie. The special effects will be every bit as amazing as you've come to expect from a Cutting Edge film. I'm so confident in this project that we're going to be giving a money-back guarantee to any person that isn't completely blown away. The world is going to have to wait a few months, but it is going to be worth it. "We're going to keep it under wraps for as long as we can, but when we open, it's going to break every record. I couldn't be more excited."

We have obtained a hand written napkin with a plot synopsis for the film from an unnamed member of the night cleaning crew at CEP.

"How about this? There's this super-rich businessman that is also a spy for the British government. He has to stop this other super-rich guy from taking over the world with help from lots of independently wealthy hot babes. Call me."

Also obtained was an internal studio memo regarding "Bloody Rich" and it appears that Maven has staked his career, as well as the studio's future, on this one film. In the memo, Maven approves an unlimited budget for the prodution and suggests that they go after the top talent in Hollywood, listing Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, and Tom Selleck, among others.

The offical web site for the film, www.bloodyrich.com only shows cartoon men wearing yellow construction helmets carrying an "Under Construction" sign.