Vow #1

Which brings me to my latest vow. Henceforth, I will use the phrase, “the shit out of” at least once every day to describe how intensely I go about my daily duties. For example, “I enjoyed the shit out of that lemonade”. Or, “I faxed the shit out of that document”. If anyone is offended by this, it’s your problem, and frankly, I don’t care.